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SYSTOLE PREP KIT

SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.

The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.

THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.

Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.

Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021
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scottsdale prep

a shitty no good school in rich fag scottsdale who tortures their kids who are retarded and think their the shit but still drink milk from their mommies titties
kid 1 : I go to scottsdale prep

kid 2 : ewww get the fuck away from me faggot
by scottsdale definition boy October 29, 2021
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Saint Peter's Prep

that school full of kids still pissed that they didn't get into either Don Bosco and Bergen Catholic
Abby: Ew look at that peters kid (Saint Peter's Prep)
Camilla: If they ain't at Bergen or Bosco they're no good
by Chillinoff February 14, 2022
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notre dame prep

a ghetto ass white bitch stank ass school that smells like white people, money, and spray tans and everyone is racist and homophobic. all the girls look the same except for the three POC in each grade because everyone is white because they are racist. the girls all think they hot shit but they all got shitty blonde highlights and orange ass skin and thin ass lips. the nuns are all bad people who rape girls. fat girls are not welcome at this school. it has an ugly ass uniform for its ugly ass students and if u don’t fit the social norm
the teachers won’t like u bc the teachers only like the popular girls because they were lonely ass losers back in their highschool days and want to redeem their self esteem as a 50 year old fat woman teaching little racists. do not go to this school it’s ghetto and the definition of white trash.
brad: “yo u see that trash ass white skank that’s calling that black person the n word?”

adam: “yeah i know her, she goes to notre dame prep..”

brad: “what a loser.”
by sister joan🚫🧢 August 10, 2021
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Mission Prep

NOUN - A catholic school (yikes) that raises its tuition every year but despite its climbing debt. Their budget goes towards football first then the diversity scholarships. Having fun taking the same three extra-curricular classes :D
Person 1: I don't feel like going to a shithole like Atascadero Highschool.

Person 2: You could go SLO High.

Person 1: Why would I wanna be a deadbeat, I'll go to Mission Prep!
by Boomba-la-caca August 11, 2021
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pope prep

the girls at pope prep have been on their knees more times than JPII himself and the boys overabundant ego’s make up for what they are lacking underneath their pants.
i would rather kms then go to that shit ass pope prep school
by suckmyfatcockucumsluts September 2, 2021
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Prepped up

You're ready or prepared.
Ex: Me and my homies are prepped up for the Lakers game tonight.
by Partyman3Merkin October 12, 2024
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