Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.
Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"
by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012
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Prematch Poo

Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including

1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.

This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019
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panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.
Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.
by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017
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poo palm

the sensual act of inserting one finger or hand into another humans anus and then retrieving the scrumptious scat inside. the next step is to smear the poo all over each others bodies.
Consumption is optional
Jordan: "I'm bored honey, give me a poo palm"
by bigrick999 October 09, 2008
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Luxury Poo

when the upstairs toilet is occupied by a fellow plopper. It is the prime opportunity to deliver the goods to the forbidden downstairs toilet reserved solely for a number 1 or guest use...
Jurassic park! Upstairs is busy, I'm off for a Luxury poo!
by adam.kaplan4 December 11, 2012
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Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn
Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)
by sexcmincham May 21, 2021
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Poo Dangles

1. A reaction and/or feeling about a truly assaninely shitty situation or douchebag of a person
1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"

2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"
by Lindsay Johnstone January 27, 2009
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