Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.

I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.

by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011

Puchi Poo

A cute animal like bunny, alpaca, pomeranian who wants to cuddle with you. This also applies to stuffed toys.

She is my Puchi Poo. I want to cuddle with her all night long.

by Brocode89 April 8, 2020

Wooly poo

That kind of shit you have that’s between a normal shit and the runs- it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

race is a poo

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by racegay October 6, 2020

Speed Poo

When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.

Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo

by BentheGod October 7, 2020

Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022

Poo voice

A noun phrase used to describe a person, usually but not exclusively from the southeast of England, who has a voice that sounds like they are either (1) in the process of defecating, or (2) passing a log of excrement through their vocal tract as they are trying to speak.

That Keir Stamer has a proper bad case of poo voice.

by Dog Juice October 14, 2022