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Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.
Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.
by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024
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White Pony

A man of Caucasian ethnicity blessed with a cock so big he is easily comparable to the giant endowments of some Black men.
"Holy shit!" my wife shrieked in my face as my best friend dropped his shorts and joined us in the hot tub. "That's a Black man's cock! Why didn't you tell me Rob was a white pony? I would have fucked him long before now!"
by ronibarett June 18, 2024
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pony

A latin based word now defined as a slur to describe someone that is of a short stature.
Look at that dude, I'd be embarrassed to be a pony like him.
by TheOnlineGexMaster July 14, 2024
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Pink Pony Club

A place where boys and girls can all be queens
i’m just dancing at the Pink Pony Club
by Big squirt July 20, 2024
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Ponis

It’s a cooler way of saying penis.
Nice ponis
by Bill gafel May 23, 2025
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My Little Pony Jar

This is where bad boys go to experience punishment for disobeying
Because you didn't hop on Overwatch, you are getting sent to the My Little Pony Jar.
by Tangly June 1, 2025
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The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.
Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.
by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024
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