Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

Watch yo rear view

When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition

He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio

by World-Dictionary February 28, 2023

bulimic watching

Unlike binge watching, bulimic watching is when you watch a few episodes of a show and drop it immediately do to the fact "you've seen enough to know it's gonna be shit". This is repeated for most shows the person watches. They then act like they've seen the whole show when giving feedback on how bad it is.

Tamir dropped Stranger Things after 2 episodes, but acts like he has seen every episode when telling people how shit it is. My nigga is bulimic watching all the time

by Gizrik October 27, 2018

meme-watching

The fine art of looking at memes.

I've been meme-watching since 2012.

by Enleno June 3, 2019

TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

pi watch

A phrase originating from the competitive video game Valorant meaning someone is about to have a Kill/Death ratio of 3/14, or pi. Because the scoreboard shows all individual kills, deaths, and assists in a lobby, when a teammate is doing very poorly they will be on pi watch.

Bro please let me get the last kill, I'm on pi watch.

by mooshed potootoes May 12, 2024

watched movies

What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.

Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?

Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR

by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018