Counter flop

Where a guy takes a picture of his junk on the counter

Duuuude I sent her a counter flop oops

by Urbannnnnndick July 10, 2015

Linda webster esther byrne flop std

When linda webster, esther byrne and Amy cowan belly flopped on you, you now have a spot on your unnameables😍😍

Linda webster is fat - linda webster esther byrne flop std

by shadowboyyyyy!!!! October 05, 2021

skrinson doofer flip flop

Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)

HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED

Pass me the skrinson doofer flip flop bro, you're hogging it

by fleshconker December 06, 2022

Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.

Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?

by Picky77 December 02, 2011

Ghandi’s flip flop

a phrase to describe the driest thing you can think of , commonly used to describe one’s mouth after a lengthened period of dehydration

“mate i don’t know about you but my mouths drier than Ghandi’s flip flop”

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021

brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 29, 2010

On flop

Being so sure you're correct that you're willing to bet being forever flaccid on it

"Wha' say you bruv, I heard you lipsed my gyal behind my back at the club last night"
"Nahhh I didn't man, on flop I could never do that to you"

"There's no way you sank a three pointer from the half-court line"
"Yeah man I do it all the time"
"On flop?"
"Yeah on flop"

by Pappuccino December 24, 2022