Stone Shit Storm

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.

"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."

by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020

stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it

the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank

by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017

Stone face savage

A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind

Mention less face expression

After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage

by Sir_Sensei October 15, 2021

rolling stones kid

a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela

man i met an rolling stones kid at orientation today

by immafightyouman January 11, 2019

Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.

Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots

by Christian335 August 13, 2017

pop-tart stoned

when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart

Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much

by dankmish December 9, 2010

lonely carved in stone

the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.

mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone

by a teens life April 19, 2018