Mum

Your mother, a person in your life you don't know what you'd do without. Even if you're mad you still love her. She is always there for you and will do anything for you.

My mum is the most spectacular person on Earth.

by krazy_kookoo!!! January 9, 2021

Ya mum

When someone is talk about your mum or a joke

Ya mum so fat when she had a photo it toke two years to load

by Jakeycox August 8, 2021

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult during fights

Kevin: Ur mum gay
Steve:No u

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020

Aiden Gelston's Mum

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!

Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

Mum

Your local cookie maker.

Son: i want a sandwich
MUM: would you like 500?
Son: no im good with 1
Mum: oh i already made the 500 hundred

by iPutTheBiInBitch December 16, 2018

mum

a term which used when u are talking to a bitch

"u can suck your mum"

by notahacker123 August 24, 2017

your mum

when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz

your mum is hear

by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021