a big bitch with no personality. everyone hates her and she has no friends... she’s really ugly and really short. she has the biggest forehead i’ve ever seen. she has weird blonde hair that always looks greasy. if you meet a lauren sticca leave her right away
by shutthefuckupnow December 17, 2018

"See that Lauren, she is a spider"
Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
by Rad Vlad the Top Lad November 21, 2021

Bitch ass hoe. Knows too much. Wanted by 29 NATO countries.
She knows your address and you daily schedule.
What the fuck Lauren
She knows your address and you daily schedule.
What the fuck Lauren
by gravelmuncher753 February 15, 2024

The most beautiful, amazing, kind but humble girl. She has a lot to hide but inside she loves talking to people.
Love Her Boyfriend.
Love Her Boyfriend.
by Spyguybobo January 14, 2017

Lauren is a very cute but stubborn girl, one might even refer to her as "schattig". She might act like a mum most of the time but deep down she is actually quite the brat. Lauren is overall a harmless creature tho she can become quite dangerous while drunk. Keep a her away from the booze at all costs. All with all she is a real sweetheart so lads find yourself a Lauren while you still can.
"Omg she never listens to a word i say, she is such a Lauren".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
by Dion_Maybe July 11, 2018

by whos****** March 27, 2022
