When you take a shit and shave your balls at the same time and your hair sticks to your shit and looks like a porcupine.
by Matt Time July 11, 2008
Verb: when an individual blatantly steals from the person. You sit while you get stolen right out of your hands!
The perpetrator typically yells "jimmy jank!" and then may proceed to use the stolen item. This may include eating twizzlers, riding away on your bike or drinking your purple drink
(Also an interjection)
The perpetrator typically yells "jimmy jank!" and then may proceed to use the stolen item. This may include eating twizzlers, riding away on your bike or drinking your purple drink
(Also an interjection)
ex. 1: Josh was eating a pack of Golden Oreos when Fitho jimmy janked the last one!
ex. 2: Kanye jimmy janked the spotlight from Taylor Swift on teh TV that one time. (See imma let you finish)
ex. 2: Kanye jimmy janked the spotlight from Taylor Swift on teh TV that one time. (See imma let you finish)
by John teh Fisherman November 29, 2009
When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to mouth on you.
by butfocks February 18, 2008
To "man up", to become brave. To stand strong against some form of adversity.
A saying coined by Latoysha, in Woodtown, a hood in Oak Cliff, TX
A saying coined by Latoysha, in Woodtown, a hood in Oak Cliff, TX
by DreamGyrl360 November 15, 2007
Jimmy neutron
Could have used his brain to find the cure to cancer
Instead makes strange si-fi shit and gets arrested by men in black
Could have used his brain to find the cure to cancer
Instead makes strange si-fi shit and gets arrested by men in black
by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018
when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)
jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.
by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 01, 2007
Jimmy Saville is what people in the UK know as Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas in America. He is known as Saint Jimmy Saville or Saint Saville for short.
by UKMandem17 December 30, 2022