DR. JELLY FINGERS

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.

After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!

by weave August 24, 2003

Grape Jelly Cunt

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006

Cold Jelly

Used to describe coitus within necrophiliac relationships.

George Kerry: "I could do with some Cold Jelly right now."

by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005

Jelly Bean Queen

A fierce-fab over-weight Latino gay man.

Did you see that Jelly Bean Queen in the Justin Bieber half-shirt at the Flea Market? He's a total Jelly Bean Queen.

by Miles-Long-Dever-CO February 18, 2011

Peanut Butter Jelly

This is the shiz, you cannot stop the peanut butter jelly song. You know why? It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! For sheezy.

You is one fucked up ho if you don't like the Peanut Butter Jelly song.

by Fat Man December 6, 2002

Peanut Butter Jelly

1. It's a popular song that gets you up off the couch and dancing to it

2. It's the most famous sandwich known to man, even a 5 year old child AND even *gasp* a full-grown man can make it!

Slang: PB&J

3. The song's mascot is a dancing banana

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!

give me 20 seconds mark, i gotta make myself a PB&J sandwich

peanut butter jelly is everybody's sandwich

by somebody//AWESOME August 7, 2011

dog meat jelly

an insult of or meaning vagina in the most insulting way possible.

That dog meat jelly is such a bitch.
OHHH, CHECK OUT THAT HOT DOG MEAT JELLY OVER THERE!

by kl & sv July 25, 2006