Painted

When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.

Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.

by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019

Painted

A very Uber gay male....

Demi: woah look its painted
Bestrat: Very gay of him!

by Bestrat August 15, 2021

-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games

lol -Painted- is cringe

by PaintedGX October 27, 2020

Painted

A person who has been marked out to be an individual attracted to or having attempted to be in relations with a child (pedophile)

That Aaron is painted.

by Swede12345 June 26, 2021

Paint

Something to eat when something is bad

Ate cheese that tastes like the smell of the cheese section of Stop & Shop if it were food? Eat PAINT!

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

paint

an inhalant that will make you SUPER FUCKING HIGH

Person 1- Sniffs paint
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

by sastei05 May 22, 2018

Paint

the stuff in your parents shower.
you found them when you were taking a bath and you thought they were doing arts and crafts because they were making a lot of noise in there the other day and now there’s glue on the wall.

you: yoooooo i just found this paint in the shower bro, i’m hungry so ima eat it..

5 hours later..

*dead*

by urmomgaee April 07, 2022