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Sysa horse

Sysa horse is a legendary animal. The sysa is derived from the turkish word sisa (sesa) that means smelly serf. In the schythian-nomad empire the sesa was the lowest grade. In many civilization (fe: the Kazar empire, the seleucid empire) siesa means horse-milker or sexton. Sysa horse is a magic platypus who killed the last king of the bloddy grapemans.
"Blackfoot" Marcus Siesa was a schythian-hun-arabian-parthian cohort who fighterd in the Danube basin against the romanian army. When a legionray attacked him he ate the agressor, but it vas just an old legend of sysa horse
by Dr. loverdon March 4, 2009
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Holy Horse

used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.
John: Hey Tony how are you?

Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!

John: Holy Horse!
by A man wilting November 21, 2009
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horse stomped

A horse stomp would be when someone from the city, who thinks he is tough picks a fight with a cowboy. The cowboy will win with no problem, and when the city guy goes down the cowboy horse stomps him.
That gangster just got horse stomped.
by Apete April 3, 2008
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rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
by PJBJ January 24, 2017
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sally horse

1. a nasty, STD-ridden, "i wouldnt f*ck you with HIS dick", missing teeth, stinky prostitute

2. code word for nuts on your back

3. a girl who is more than a little slutty but doesnt seem to realize it, and when confronted about it, she "has no idea what you're talking about"

4. Kim from bus 5063
That girl in those hoochie mama shorts and half shirt is such a sally horse!

Vivian's new boyfriend pulled a sally horse on her. She wasn't too happy about it.
by Cherry Darling January 20, 2009
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horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.
I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.
by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013
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Horse laughing

When one is laughing so hard they resemble an excited horse throwing their head up and down.
Cory was horse laughing when Jane fell because else wasn't paying attention.
by Katt1496 July 8, 2017
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