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hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.
Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.
by Lach stock October 20, 2017
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Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.
See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.
by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 28, 2011
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yield hog

Wealthy men, typically Wall Street types employed in the financial sector, who aquire and use as many sexual conquests as possible. However, a Yield Hog customarily targets women of lesser means, divorcees, unhappily married women, or beautiful but unintelligent women below their social class out of insecurity
Instead of marrying a doctor or an attorney or successful businesswoman, the Yield Hog trolled the dating apps for lonely divorced women to use.
by Finanseer July 29, 2022
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inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Hog Blaster

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster
by JayBush August 16, 2019
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red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually
Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog
by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013
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hog light

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT
by Jewish kid January 22, 2024
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