A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015
Get the Floor hippiemug. "man this weed is too strong for a Hippie Speedball. I need a Hippie HighJack, or ells I'm gonna sleep for 30 hours."
by Egual June 15, 2020
Get the Hippie HighJackmug. by mostexellent April 9, 2008
Get the hippymug. by Who dis den June 24, 2022
Get the Those Damn Hippiesmug. by PiggyFace May 21, 2024
Get the Hippie Homeworkmug. "Karma threw a hippie fit at the store when she found out the turkey wasnt organic"
"I threw a total hippie fit when I saw them throwing away all the recycling!"
"I threw a total hippie fit when I saw them throwing away all the recycling!"
by Dancin' Karma Bear September 7, 2013
Get the Hippie fitmug. by G4what? September 6, 2021
Get the hippie sabotagemug.