hello

A friendly greeting.

Hello, how is your day going?

by coolcat19100 March 28, 2023

haven hello

When you suck dick instead of shaking hands for the first time

Yeah she gave him the Haven Hello

by tinymontana February 12, 2023

hello

when you're bored

hello slim

by capn haddock March 26, 2025

Hello

hello. used to greet someone

p1 hello
p2 Hello

by B GO Boom December 7, 2020

hello world

The simplest computer program one could write.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.

A:"Dude, I just created a hello world program in BrainFuck all by myself!"
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"

//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.

B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller

by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 2, 2017

Hello

A strange word commonly used alongside "Hi", "Hey" and sometimes, when people are horny "Heyyy". This strange word is what people because they don't know how to start a conversation.
Its use was first appeared in the 1800s as an attempt by some weird humans to grasp attention. Its variants or similar words include "hallo". It soon rose to being a common word after the invention of telephone.

Scientists still are discovering a way to make humans not dumb so that we don't have to use such strange and alien words in order to start a conversation. However, this word is widely in use and won't disappear anytime soon.

Hello!
Oh hi there.
I need help to solve my problem with this weird Chickentai ness I have

by dragsbruh November 20, 2023

Hi/Hey/Hello

Hello. Do you need a friend?

Don't use the word Hi/Hey/Hello again you sad son of bitch, like are you that depressed you need urban dictionary. Nigga theres nothing here but dickheads, fucktards, and porn addicts so go somewhere else

by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020