Hello there!

A greeting which must be answered by: General Kenobi!

Johny: Hello There!
Ben: General Kenobi!

by Lacika000 August 25, 2020

Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.

I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!

by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023

Hello

Hello

Hello

by Bazzar2021 October 8, 2021

Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordon

I wanna play a game

Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordon... I wanna play a game

by The Observer (kadenbane) December 21, 2023

Hello Street Cat

THE MOST INTERESTING APP OF ALL TIME. It's basically Neko Atsume, but in real life. You get to see cats, like Mr. Fresh or Mr. Excavator. You can also feed cats.

Guy 1: I just used Hello Street Cat!

by LuaGunsX #2 February 14, 2024

Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*

by wordyteen June 4, 2025

The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017