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Hailey

A dirty rat that lives in a trahscan with thrown away tøp, halsey, and Panic! At the Disco music in it.
Wow that rat is deffiently a Hailey!
by Halseyismyreligion January 9, 2017
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hadley

1. Hadley (noun), known as a name commonly given to a male.
2. hadley (verb), to steal or commit petty theft from a good friend or person that instills trust.
1. Yo that bitch hadley'd off with my shit.
2. That kid was going to hadley you good. Good thing i saw him and he didn't get away.
by The REAL Green Lantern April 12, 2007
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MC HALE

A highly dangerous paedophile who gets into awkward situations with children.
Ian: I wanna fuck a teenage pussy init nigga
Gino: Fuck dat bitch
Ian: WHAT WOULD MC HALE DO
by GinoShaggedYourMaaa October 22, 2012
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Hailey

A cool girl who is kind of smart. She loves Joshy and expensive cars. She wants to go to Switzerland and loves sex. She loves runs, and is a dinosaur.
She is such a Hailey.
by Meow Meow Meow Meow April 5, 2013
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Hale

To Hale means to Fail. The word rhymes with Yale University which, to Harvard students, means a safety school for those who fail and get rejected from Harvard (no offense, Yalies). Also, this can be applied to anyone who fails at life, that's why the word rhymes with fail.

The word Hale can also be written this way: "Ha-Le"
Harvard dude: "Aaaah buddy! We totally owned those Yalies. They Haled miserably!

Harvard dude #2: "Sure thing. Hale for them!
by NoseHair July 22, 2010
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Haleh

Used to identify a gay hairdresser. Usually can be seen wearing skinny jeans, sporting weird hairstyles and with feminine tattoos.
Girl in salon: See that male hairdresser?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: He's such a Haleh.
by KookookachooBOOM August 3, 2011
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Van Halen

Quasi-metal band that started the late 70s, featuring the 'virtuoso' guitar player, Eddie Van Halen and frontman/clown David Lee Roth. Some of their early songs (Running with the Devil, Jamie's Cryin') are listenable to most people, but over the long haul, their juvenile themed songs get old. The guitar wanking gets even older.

They developed huge following of high school loser guys who dreamed of being guitar wankers themselves, often playing air guitar in their bedrooms on weekend nights instead of getting out of the house and interacting with human beings. Said fans were disillusioned in the mid-80s when the clown left the circus and Sammy Haggar, an even worse singer, joined. His forte prior to joining Van Halen was recording juvenile themed songs like "I Can't Drive 55" and "Trans Am", obviously something that loser high school kids would latch onto. The closest these loser kids will get to being actual guitar wankers themselves is developing throat cancer and arthritic hips as Eddie Van Halen did in the late 90s. Possible sightings in the future might be a Roth-Van Halen reunion at the Naperville town carnival in 2007.
High school loser, circa 1979 - "Van Halen rocks, man!"
Same loser, circa 2006 - "Put your stretch pants on, honey, and bring *cough cough* me my smokes, we're going *cough cough* to the carnival and see Van Halen. *hack cough hack* And can we stop *cough cough* by your sisters house to borrow some money for beer? *wheez*
by Oh Welles September 13, 2006
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