Hairy Stylz

The act of combing a random guys pubes. Whilst sitting on a 18 inch rubber fist and lip syncing shitty one direction songs.

Excuse me good sir, may I have a turn quaffing your pubes? Hold on, let me sit this down right here. And oooh oooh love is music girl. I want to smell your squirrel. One direction up my love cave. My heart your gonna save. Ooh oooh yeah girl. Hairy Stylz you touch baby dicks, and sing like a chick thats really sick.

by ThrashRipRock October 9, 2020

Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.

Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

Hairy docking

When an uncircumcised man puts his pubic hair inside of his foreskin or another uncircumcised man

Yo u wanna do some hairy docking tonight? Can’t I just shaved

by The dirty gentleman August 1, 2022

Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis

"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"

by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022

Hairy styels

Harry Styles hairy toes. His feet pics on google are delicious, tasty, and cool.

UwU

Person#1: are you gay?
Person#2: I like hairy styels toes…

by Hairy Styels January 3, 2022

Hairy Fred

A hairy Fred is a fishing bait made by tuna cowboy lures in the USA.

You have any more of them hairy Freds I'm out.

by BiGDADDYKaNe May 15, 2022