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The Hairy Scarecrow 

A female companion who has an exessive amount of pubic hairs, and smells like horse feed. Also has no emotion or satisfaction during sexual intercourse, due to over exsessive intercourse with more than one guy at a time.
(a smelly slut)
the girl who workes at the corner of of avenue Q and Martin Luther King Blvd. Or also known as "The Hairy Scarecrow"
The Hairy Scarecrow by Killa1992 January 27, 2010

Bloody Hairy 

The unfortunate event in which two heterosexual partners entangle their pubic hairs during missionary style sex. While attempting to undue the knots, one partner begins to bleed, creating a pleasuring lubricant. Both partners accidentally climax, and the female becomes pregnant.
"I forgot a condom last night, and I fucking came dude. We were victims of a Bloody Hairy
Bloody Hairy by BairyHalls April 4, 2011

Dick and Hairy 

Dude and chick are driving in car and cut you with and you're saying "Oh Dick and Hairy"
Dick and Hairy by Bold and Beautiful November 14, 2011

Mike Who Cheese Hairy

A trick to make your friends hate you (My Coochies Hairy)
*Writes it down* Read it out loud. "Mike Who Cheese Hairy"

blind hairy hands

When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.
That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)

Bob-on-hairy 

To perform oral sex on someones hairy genitals
"How's that new relationship?"
"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"