Britain First

Britain's hyper nationalist right-wing party whose platform includes things like pushing immigrants out of the UK and pulling the UK out of the EU. In their words they are a more radical version of UKIP, veering far to the right on such issues as whether Muslims are people or not.

Officer: Sir, why are you harassing that Pakistani couple?
Drunk Man: BRITAIN FIRST!
Officer: Sir, I'm going to need you to--
Drunk Man: BRIIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAINNNN FIIIIIIIRSSST!!!!!!

by Dangerously_Safe June 30, 2016

the first and the third

1) A waste of time. 2) an unsatisfactory gain from a considerable investment. 3) Sexual assault during the course of public higher education. 4) The worst of a bad choice.

A derivation of a longer trueism: "You only go to a large state college to get raped, alcohol poisoning, and a substandard education." The first and the third (of that list) became synonymous with any situation involving getting the lesser two of any three unappealing options.

He went to the University of Massachusetts for four years and all he got was the first and the third.

by Crinkle Fantastic May 4, 2005

First Responder

A first responder is an induvidual who has completed a USDOT approved 40-hour course. Similar in training to an Emergency Medical Technician-Basic (EMT-B), first responders are capable of providing basic emergency medical care such as cardio-pulmonary resuscitation (CPR), automatic defibrillation, bleeding control, splinting, and assisting with childbirth.

The people who most commonly become first responders are firefighters, law enforcement officers, lifeguards, camp counselors, school staff, industrial workers, and any other person who may be the first to come in contact with a medical emergency.

While employed at the automtive plant, Mike witnessed a machinery accident, in which a co-woker became seriously injured. With his first responder training, Mike was able to stop the bleeding until the paramedics arrived.

With her first responder training, Brooke saved a drowning victim at the local pool.

by DeSoto September 7, 2009

first impression

the first impression is basically a thumb print (using your thumb to massage/penetrate a woman's anus) with a little spice added, stealthily slipping an ecstasy tab in with the thumb, to increase the sexual experience for the woman

"Damn Brian, that sex was amazing, thanks for that First Impression"

by buddah April 30, 2006

Twenty-First Century Gatsby

Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.

Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.

by André10000 October 11, 2011

First rounder

If u say subs a first rounder
It mean that the substitute teacher is really fucking hot

Yo bro subs a first rounder

by Aofb69 April 5, 2019

My First UD Word

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by miata real December 10, 2020