by no.nut.november November 25, 2019
Get the evil mug.Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018
Get the evil piss colored sour footballs mug.by JustoElForro July 26, 2024
Get the Evil mug.the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."
have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.
by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025
Get the evil new hampshire mug.Something that doesn't show up on a lie detector or psychological exam. A mass murderer or serial killer doesn't tend to provide much foreshadowing of what he/she will do in a few decades, or what will lead up to it, even though people always try to go back and study or research the person's behavior, or ask people that knew them if they remember anything about the person. There's not really a simpler explanation than the person was always evil below the surface, no matter how good or humanitarian (or charitable/warm/generous) they seemed on the surface. Evil people can smile just like anybody else can.
The evil guy/girl knew that hiding in the light where everybody could see him/her would keep him/her in business longer than hiding in a dark alleyway where everybody would think to look for evil and creepy people/shit.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
Get the Evil mug.Scatty Al and/or Fiona💚
Synonym for an fugly green ogre who is a UwU pick me baby abusing 50 yr old Alison .
Synonym for an fugly green ogre who is a UwU pick me baby abusing 50 yr old Alison .
“ Scatty Al lurks in the dark” instead of “evil lurks in the dark.”
“She is such a Fiona!” Instead of “She is an evil ogre pick me!”
“She is such a Fiona!” Instead of “She is an evil ogre pick me!”
by wee_eejit May 29, 2022
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