Dylan is an amazing guy with a huge dick as hard as the rocks he was praised as a sex god by jesus and is a cracked cod player he gets hella bitchs because he got as fuck
The type of guy to protect his girlfriend without life and treat her with respect and love also the hottest guy you will ever meet if you ever meet a dylan don't ever let him go he will be the best thing that ever happened to you and won't be afraid to fuck you until you can't walk for the next three weeks
The best person in the world if you meet a Dylan keep him you won’t regret honestly I love Dylan to bits you will fall in love with him it’s not hard he’s a gentleman
Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
Me: “yoBernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”