Someone with no sense of what is cool but insists that they do. They constantly crack bad jokes that are insulting and have little humor. Their egos are as big as their over-inflated heads. Their laughter is loud and obnoxious and is usually directed toward their own jokes. They will try to make you feel like scum on the bottom of their foot when in reality they would be lucky to be scum on the bottom of yours. Also a wanna-be preppy sell-out.
by Andy and Dan July 23, 2007
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A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.
Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen. Not to mention, her face smells like one too.
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