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Master of ceremonies

A synonym for the word penis, used in the late 1800's and the early 1900's
Girl 1: "OMG! I hooked up with Fred last night, and his master of ceremonies was so small!"
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Pour a bowl of cereal 

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.
She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!
Pour a bowl of cereal by Word G February 7, 2025

dudes in your cereal

literal, real life dudes swimming in your cereal.
“yo who’s swimming in my cereal?”
I think there’s dudes in your cereal”
dudes in your cereal by doggy_047 October 3, 2025

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.
Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'" 

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-