real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you
yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray
by getownedmollylol June 30, 2019
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National Anti-Stupid Hour

National Anti-Stupid Hour takes place on September 11th, at exactly 4:20 AM, where all stupid people have slave owners break into their house and get very severely tortured for an hour.
John got his torturing tools out to get ready to torture his 6 year old cousin for National Anti-Stupid Hour.
by hībīkase April 03, 2021
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38-hour tired arc

A reference to when Tubbo stayed in bed for 38 hours straight and called it a tired arc.

He was incredibly dehydrated and it messed him up immensely; Ranboo threatened to block him (on stream) if he didn't take care of himself
Frederick: where've you been?
Me: I've just finished my tired arc.
Frederick: How long?
Me: 38-hours.

Frederick: Damn... Tubbo much...
John: You did a 38-hour tired arc? are you alright dude?
Me: no
by eleispoggers March 31, 2021
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100 mile an hour pen

An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.
"My dispatcher has a 100 mile an hour pen and I drive a 55 mile an hour truck."
by Undun May 20, 2015
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The alternate for Real Nigga Hours but for respectful White gentlemen during the same time as Real Nigga Hours and also during 11:30-5:30 PM
"Did you each brunch during Respectful Caucasian Folk Hours today"? "Indeed good sir and it was quite tasty". " Ha ha indeed"!
by Jmoney$$814 March 24, 2016
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Sweet & Sour Sex Hour

When two guys lay next to each other and a woman uses their hard cocks like chopsticks to eat Chinese food.
I got some lo mein tonight for diner, call john and we'll have a sweet & sour sex hour.
by EddieWolf May 16, 2018
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Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour

A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m.
Example One:
Director: Tomorrow's schedule begins at 05:00 a.m., so be ready by 04:30 a.m.
Employee (under his breath): Oh crap! Another Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour timing!

Example Two:
Employee One: What time do we have to be ready?
Employee Two: Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour
Employee One: Shit! I wanted to sleep in!
by 569 Clifford July 15, 2009
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