bar lizard

A woman in her late thirties or older that tries to pick up younger men at a bar. These are more common than the run of the mill cougar and can be easily picked from the crowd by her leathery skin from too much sun bathing and her raspy voice from her two packs of cigarettes a day habit. Her perfume is that of bouquet of wilted flowers and liver decay.

That bar lizard over there just showed me her C-Section scar and told me she likes it rough.

by Half_Yeti May 16, 2015

Crunch Bar

A mentally challenged, homosexual black simp

That kid shaunaniqua is a major crunch bar

by Poptartnigga March 15, 2020

wanka-bar

A word that you use on various teachers when you have a friend that knows what you are going to say.

Teacher: "Stephanie stand out side!"

Stephanie: what a wanka-bar

Chelsea: bar {same time}

by burbell November 2, 2008

Bar Lip

A Big pink salami lookin lip that drools and slobbers that also looks like a big peice of bubblegum

DAMN He's Got a big lower lip he must have a Bar Lip

by 51Hater June 8, 2011

sound bar

where you illegally touch an innocent 6 year old

sir i did not commit sound bar

by pedo.phileee October 6, 2020

opera bars

My late grandfather used to say this every time he belched -- as he belched.

When grandpa Walt belched, he'd say "opera bars."

by KWB March 14, 2005

irony bar

When something is repeatedly ironic to an exaggerated degree, that it's as if you're being hit by the irony again and again. Not actually a physical iron bar.

While we were reading 'Othello', Shakespeare would not quit hitting us over the head with the irony bar!

by lstar September 9, 2012