olive bar

An olive bar is a peaceful area in which one's (or many) testicles are tossed in another's mouth and enjoyed thoroughly. An olive bar might be a bedroom, small dark closet, a humid car parked peacefully at night among the woods overlooking a waterfall.

First documented example was in Great Britain 1789:

Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"

by Richard Cumunherbach III May 24, 2019

Crunch Bar

A mentally challenged, homosexual black simp

That kid shaunaniqua is a major crunch bar

by Poptartnigga March 15, 2020

The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.

I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar

by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019

Butter Bar

The military rank of those who don’t get no respect

I heard that butter bars girlfriend wanted to know why they weren’t saluting him at the gate.

by Dependa May 28, 2020

Bar Lip

A Big pink salami lookin lip that drools and slobbers that also looks like a big peice of bubblegum

DAMN He's Got a big lower lip he must have a Bar Lip

by 51Hater June 8, 2011

irony bar

When something is repeatedly ironic to an exaggerated degree, that it's as if you're being hit by the irony again and again. Not actually a physical iron bar.

While we were reading 'Othello', Shakespeare would not quit hitting us over the head with the irony bar!

by lstar September 9, 2012

bar-shy

A town, city or area with few if any drinking establishments.

It's a bit bar-shy round here.

by Dinosaur Pie November 19, 2016