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Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
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Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.
Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..
by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025
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Al Hossain

Al Hossain is the most purest guy you'll ever find, he can pull people from dark places and can make people laugh easily. He has the ability to make anyone love him with one conversation. He is slightly innocent but very naughty because he is good at sex . He is one in a million so if u have an Al Hossain in your life dont lose him. I've one and he is my everything and my life is completed after having him
-by AAA6
''bhai help lagbe al hossain bhai re call de''
by AAA6 November 21, 2023
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al sewaidi

A guy that is always funny and gets all girls especially hot chicks and is a thug
John: hey did u see how he's a al sewaidi
John 2: cool dude!
by Bengladish republic 69 February 11, 2017
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Scatty al

A woman who thinks she is better than you at looking after children when all she wants is to ask if you have see the X factor. Love, Clarice and Nancy
Wow she is such a scatty al
by Clatter+Nancy March 16, 2024
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al-de-burgh

A phrase used by townies often to other townies. Originated from o'l boy, which turned into Ah bah then al-burgh, finally into al-de-burgh.
"Thats my stick you al-de-burgh.
by Mini Jam Mega Ham January 12, 2004
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Al Ramahi

The phrase used to describe a man with little to no genitals. Often you find an Al Ramahi to be obese and have a very small penis. He thinks he can get girls but realises that his only options may be men.
by Al Ramahi March 20, 2022
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