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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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Ponyheading the whole city

Person who explain problem, or even have the URGE to explain to people they dont even trust at all, or people that dont know them, that shouldn't give a fuck about it and act entitled everywhere almost like Steven Universe future.
How the fuck are you Ponyheading the whole city? You little crybaby twat!
by DriponmaSoup123 December 2, 2025
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Ponyheading the whole city

Someone who continuously fails to mask their problem to themselves or even has the URGE to explain it to 'friends' that the person doesn't know that much, or 'acquaintances,' all that he doesn't trust yet.
Hey! Why the fuck are you ponyheading the whole city! You little crybaby twat piece of shit fucked up loser! This is why you have no future!
by DriponmaSoup123 December 2, 2025
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I accidentally the whole

Adj.
1. Positive shock caused by something illogical by accident, presented as self-mockery. The findings encompass an entire subject.

2. Removing logic to apply humor, raising more questions than answers. "I accidentally build a shelf"

Analogy: A footballer just scored a goal! But he didnt even know he was on the pitch to begin with.

It is similiar to a more impactful version of "This is fine" phrase.

Usage:
I accidentally the whole X

where X = the outcome, typically a noun.
I bought some computer parts, and y'know me i'm awful at these buts but i uh.. i accidentally the whole computer lmao. Let's play some games!
by derpinator76 January 11, 2026
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