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AMPM wank

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.
i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank
by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017
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wank arm

Noun- A sport in which you play that gives you serious arm pain the next morning.
John: Wow, I have really bad wank arm from yesterday...
Alex: What were you playing?
John: Tennis.
by Intense Arm-wanker August 3, 2013
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ski wank

When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.
John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank
by John David Thompson September 12, 2013
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s2f wank

"Start to finish" wank - when you wank quickly without stopping - from flaccid right up to ejaculation
Just had an s2f wank - didn't even pause for breath
by Jared Pollock November 29, 2011
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Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!
by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012
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strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011
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wank tank

Alternate term for sport utility vehicle or SUV. Any large, ugly, innefficient, fuel guzzling vehicle. An urban "tank" driven by an urban "wank"!
I often choke on the fumes from wank tanks left running on the street while I'm walking around town.
Those Hummers are the ultimate wank tank.
by Simon Ham December 26, 2007
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