Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Be undering

The act or statement of being under a given object.

Jeff: hey Fred, what are you doing?
Fred: I’m just be undering this tree.

by stinkymamacita January 3, 2019

Bushfire down under

When you light your pubes on fire instead of shaving them

Guy1: Bro did you shave

Guy2: nah I did the bushfire down under

by Tiny pp December 30, 2020

Caught under a spell

When someone is caught under the influence of psychedelics or drugs that impairs ones mind to lose control.

“Did you see that Justin bieber got removed for his set?” “Yeah he was caught under a spell and he got arrested”

by LVsnipper May 11, 2024

Under flap

The crusty film that forms made of sweat that collects under a breast, usually a large breasted girl, or woman.. or anyone who has breasts large or saggy enough to cause and form pockets, if its large enough to hide items, its large enough to collect dirt sweat lint and small creatures. Liken it to swamp ass or belly button lint..

Dude, she flashed us and under flap fell out.

Much to his surprise and horror when he got done licking there, there was some under flap stuck in his teeth

by SLAA addict July 12, 2012

under audit

Refusing to answer a question or share information in an attempt to hide self-incriminating info.

I can’t release my tax returns because I’m under audit.

by EmperorHasNoClothes September 27, 2020

Under Armour

Adidas for Americans.

Under Armour have become really popular lately.

by Death Menace July 12, 2023