Daycare Lesbian

A lesbian who goes out of their way to date only single moms because they really enjoy taking care of a kid that has no relation to them.

“Hey did you see that Ashley is a daycare lesbian now? Yeah she loves babysitting other people’s kids.”

by LotionArthur August 28, 2020

Punch of lesbians

Group of lesbians. Just like a school or a pod of fish, a punch is the plural of a group of lesbians.

God all I want is to be surrounded by a punch of lesbians ☺️☺️ WE COULD MAKE OUR OWN GOAT CHEESE AND CANDLES

by Emma- July 3, 2020

Lesbian Dad

A super protective lesbian who will throw hands with her gay son's boyfriend if her son gets hurt

"My lesbian dad is gonna flip when she figures out my boyfriend and I broke up..."

by Thatgaykid13 September 7, 2020

lesbian bread

Bread that is overly filly with fiber and resembles tree bark of bird food

“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”

by All knowing queer September 24, 2020

sprinkle of lesbians

A small group or gathering of lesbians. Like a 'murder of crows'.

Kyle - "I think every sport has at least a sprinkle of lesbians"

by LowAmmo April 6, 2017

metro-lesbian

The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.

Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!

by Alex Stockwell May 18, 2017

Suddenly Lesbian

The act of becoming lesbian suddenly.

"You know that girl, Britney? I am straight, but I was suddenly lesbian for her!"

by dreahmr May 7, 2018