Pussy Pound

Female Version for a Tea Bag

Damn Jessica pussy pounded that girl on Call of Duty

by J. Derringer April 21, 2023

Eden Pound

Eden Pound is a stereotypical neek that has a fetish for getting dicked down consistently 3 times a week

Yo Brian i heard you did an Eden Pound last week

by FaultySpork December 14, 2023

pound pence

And after all, a glorious, Aaron because up, but you know well, Oct red, full steam ahead, but still no water, but cold water isn't, vodamose, but you want to have a saloo, nice man, sit over there, Marium, how are you, Caroline juice, Caroline Benjamin, Karen chicken fondant, too polite, dinky, f***, Lauren close, I love spending time with you, Ellen, wrong boiled eggs, these look runny Ellen mother, Jade are you a mother, I am, for f*** sake, Amy milk, Amy glasses, Oct caddle, Ninja Air Fryer, max crisp, Ava Cody, what, Caroline rub, light switch, Noreen go, Ann Sweeney, trapped butterfly, Sheena, working hands, telly.

I watched pound pence on telly.

by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

by V8sforlife July 31, 2023

2 pound pom

Your classic Pommy immigrant, that has rejoiced and now worships in the Aussie bogan culture. Living the good life with an early tin in hand, the free jumpers that come in bulk buy beer specials and enjoying a few snaggs on the barrrbee with his other geeza mates.

Joining the original convict settler generations for breakfast tins in the pre- departure lounge waiting for their annual exciting cultural experience to a back street of Kuta, where they will spend this years no LTI bonus drinking warm Bintangs by a piss filled pool.

I saw the airport lounge full of 2 pound poms

by Tincandiver August 21, 2023

pound it

Fist bump

After someone says something valid or a funny jokes say "pound it" and give them a fist bump

by validddddd September 20, 2023

98 pound gangster

The female 98 pound gangster just let a pussy of a male cop throw her around like a ragdoll. Even if she was in cuffs, you would think her body would have a little more fight in it than that, especially when the dog in a fight is small, since these are the ones who bark all the time about never letting up. Not every dog that is small has a lot of fight in it though, it depends on the dog.

A lot of people who are a 98 pound gangster (male or female) tell you its the size of the fight in the dog and not the dog in the fight, which should be true, but it never is when dealing with a 98 pound gangster, even if other dogs of similar size have given the world a fight. Some pussies are tall, some are short, some are big, some are small.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019