Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"
Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"
Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."
Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"
Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"
Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."
Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin April 19, 2022
by benlewis76 November 04, 2018
The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.
Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.
I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.
I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
by Mr.Ection May 24, 2021
A group of inferior paramedic students who get most of their information from google. In the wild they appear as introverted and often travel with two police officers to ensure they don't get bullied by the stronger, better, and normal kids on the playground.
by ParaMaybe July 10, 2019
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...
by G'stein June 21, 2008
Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.
Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...
by JTFan4u June 15, 2009