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Stone Couch Club

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
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stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it
the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank
by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017
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pop-tart stoned

when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart
Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much
by dankmish December 9, 2010
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Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.
Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots
by Christian335 August 13, 2017
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lonely carved in stone

the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.
mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone
by a teens life April 19, 2018
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rolling stones kid

a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela
man i met an rolling stones kid at orientation today
by immafightyouman January 11, 2019
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black stone brotherhood

The Black Stone Brotherhood OR (BSB) is a secret society founded by and comprised of high powered and highly connected New Zealand business people . The purpose of the society is to seek out and right commercial injustice , using the considerable influence of the members to support or weaken the position of the targeted party in a commercial transaction. Little is known about the amount or number of members but it is rumoured that all members wear matching black stoned rings.
Looks like the Black Stone Brotherhood has been involved!
by enjakay March 22, 2016
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