Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023

Tax Evasion

Its not a crime its a obligation

The IRS calls it Tax Evasion I call it keeping my money.

by Blue4Beast October 16, 2025

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brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say

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by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024

Fry Tax

The consumption of a customer's food by a delivery driver for having to wait on a customer to provide access to the residence.

The customer did not leave a gate code, so she paid a 21 fry tax

by bobb cobb April 3, 2020

tax havenist

Someone who lives in a tax haven to avoid taxes in other countries. Someone who lives their life according to their hone country (U.S.) and international tax law to circumvent high income and investment capital gains taxation. Generally speaking these are almost exclusively millionaires super millionaires and billionaires.

Examples

Richard Branson

John Paulson

Peter Schiff

Nomad Capitalist

That guy is a tax havenist living in Bermuda.

by el Gringo Rico August 12, 2023

Carbon Tax Carney

a nick name given to politician a public figure , & future PM Mark Carney for his desire to raise the carbon tax on Canadians sending them to the poor house as described by the conservatives

Carbon Tax Carney is Just like Justin he wants the double the carbon tax !

by 1Shot Duke January 27, 2025