Slapping Tuna

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.

"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."

by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015

slappy toppy

Giving someone oral sex.

Kylie left the party drunk last night and gave thuro slappy toppy.

by Taco marvin November 20, 2015

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.

My slapped salami is so hard right now.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017

Slapper

A softball term for a (fast) player that starts her foot steps towards the pitcher while swinging the bat. This is done to give a fast player a advantage of her foot moving to get to first base as quick as possible.

Sarah is the best slapper I know. She is gets out of the box and down the line so fast.

by Hrteam November 28, 2018

Slappin ma balls

When a man fucks a taxes accented man and his balls get slapped.

Your slappin ma balls very good.

by Lamborghini Huracán April 21, 2019