Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.

My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.

by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020

lonely carved in stone

the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.

mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone

by a teens life April 19, 2018

stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it

the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank

by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017

Stone face savage

A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind

Mention less face expression

After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage

by Sir_Sensei October 15, 2021

Stone Couch Club

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.

Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.

by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011

Cold Stone Stunner

An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect

Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.

Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots

by Christian335 August 13, 2017