Snatch

1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.

1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.

by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019

Gasket Snatch

Originating in late nineteenth century Bordeaux, a gasket snatch, from the French snache gasquite, refers to a particularly snug example of feminine anatomy.

“Merde mon frere, cette chatte est trop serree!” “Shittt my nigga, dat pussy is tooo tight”

“Merde oui, frere. T’ai la snatch gasquite” “shit yeah nigga, you got you a gasket snatch”

by Hebrewsallday July 31, 2023

Lee King Snatch

When a male co-worker cream pies a cuckold's wife's vagina and the wife waits for her cuckold husband to come home and fall asleep before she empties the contents of her vagina into the cuckold's mouth.

After DJ cream pied Roanne's vagina, Roanne waited until her husband Lee went to sleep before emptying her Lee King Snatch into his mouth.

by General Robert E. Lee the 2nd April 17, 2023

snatch snot

this is a green discharge from a womans snatch

i had to wipe her snatch snot before i ate her out last night.

by big joe brandt March 8, 2008

Snatch Pirate

To steal and have sex with another's girlfriend.

Guy One: Hey dude, where is Cindy?

Guy Two: She left me for Jack, he's such a snatch pirate.

by Pirata May 31, 2018

Snatch

Quickly seize (something) in a rude or eager way.

Ex. 1:
"Did you see that one video? She snatched her wig!"

Ex. 2:
"During Halloween, I was giving out candy and some kid snatched the whole basket and ran off!"

Ex. 3:
"I used to be a delivery driver, I had this one rude encounter where the customer snatched the food out my hands and slammed the door in my face!"

by TheWordHero June 3, 2023

neck snatching

1. The act of taking someone by the collar, twisting it, so they can barely breathe, and dragging them back and forth on the pavement until one (or both) of two things happen:
--The neck snatchee (the person whose neck is being snatched) is passes out or is seriously injured
--The neck snatcher is satisfied.
If there is no collar, forcefully grabbing the actual neck and performing a similar action is acceptable.

He needs to stop messing with people before someone lays a mean neck snatching on him.

by followingchrist June 6, 2016