african slush puppy

A fat black man with large nipple, usually say the word “nigger” once a day.

Hey look at that over weight, potty mouthed, African slush puppy.

by Cherry Poppins November 15, 2017

Mud Puppie

Army Military Police

Sierra Hotel India Tango! Mud Puppies got me!

by Helikopteris February 16, 2018

Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

ocean puppy

An ocean puppy is basically a seal being that their behavior resembles a puppy

I want an ocean puppy they’re so cute

by Rose12345678923456789 March 12, 2018

dust-puppy

A very simple " in your face" pretty straight-forward definition/explanation of what happens to a normally intelligent person who has now lost any chance of normal brain-function , as their throbbing, chemical-fueled genitals have now fully taken over. They now do whatever the voices tell them to do, aimlessly wandering around in circle-like motions, much like a very excitable, stupid, tail-wagging poodle on Viagra.....oblivious to their surrounding and the world imploding around them.

" Holy-fuck....!!!!! Look how 'absolutely munted' kaka and her friends are!!! What a dust-puppy.....!!!!!

by MarvinMartian-70 March 15, 2018

mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.

Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.

by Dupes05 March 1, 2017

CUTE PUPPY

Usually something you say when you are speechless or don't want to say, "Omg" or "Oh my god/gosh!"
Make sure to say it loudly to get peoples attention, it works for most people, if your a socialy awkward then this is nothing but a computer message, cause if you use this then people won't.... Whatever...

"Who do you think is better, me or Jessi?" Cathy said.
"Yea whose better?" Jessi answered.
"....." Kaelyn paused speechlessly, "CUTE PUPPY."

by Sickapple Nation September 5, 2016