period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)

by TFbill October 25, 2019

period snuggle

Caitlin

Caitlin is the best period snuggler on earth

by K8crouth November 11, 2018

period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways

"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"

by Chilf February 23, 2017

period day 2

The worst day of a period. When bleeding is the heaviest and you feel like your insides are being pulled out. You want to be in bed all day.

“I want to go home, im on period day 2”

by jaketyrontttt123 October 12, 2023

Period Pearl

A blood clot formed within thy vaginal tract in the shape of a pearl.

Flavor your chicken soup with a period pearl.

by FTWW December 14, 2023

Jestation Period

The period of time between reading a pun and the realization that it is a pun.

I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

one day period

Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay

I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying

by Queen of knowledge March 11, 2017