Puppy

Cute lil homies that make cats look bad. They will be with u at ll times like a true homie

I cried in a corner like an emo because the puppy was adorbs

by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022

maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

Puzzles&Puppies

Similar to a coin star. When you put money in you get out a puzzle or a puppy!! 🐶🧩

stacy: I’m so bored

trey: do you want me to stop and get some puzzles&puppies for you on my way to the mall
stacy: YES! PLEASEEEE

by D.B thesaurus May 12, 2020

Puppy

A Puppy is a cute younger person who follows you around, whines, and begs. They probably want to lick you, stick thier face in your crotch, and play with you. Puppies can be trained to learn tricks and are usually eager to please. Puppies love head pats and being told they are good boys/girls. Fun to play with, nice to cuddle. Even better when they dog pile. Puppies love Cougars and Silver Foxes but also like playing with other Puppies!

Aw, I think I got a new puppy today. He is adorable! Can't wait to play with him.

by SpayseCase December 8, 2021

Puppies

Hairy testacles

Wow I was giving him a blowjob but his puppies kept getting in the way

by Isuckmydadoff June 22, 2018

niz puppy

The act of becoming aroused by rubbing your neck, after which you go and watch puppy porn. While watching the puppy porn you masturbate into a jar and drink the contents.

People who say niz puppy like to niz puppy on saturday nights.

by Larry IV May 9, 2011

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019