bending the pipe

the act of coming up behind a naked male, reaching through his legs, grabbing his penis, pulling it through his legs between his ass cheeks and lifting him off the ground.

"man, my penis hurts"
"you shouldn't have been bending the pipe with Uncle Louie for so long last night."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

stove pipe

when you take a really big, one-piece, shit that sticks out of the water in the toilet.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Glass Pipe

Igniting a lighter under a man's balls while giving him a blow job.

She singed a few ball hairs last night while she was giving me a glass pipe.

by Marshall1090 February 5, 2015

big pipe rooter

somebody with a great big cock, and is successful with it...but it began as a commercial slogan for a drain cleaning company in Los Angeles...now, a whole bunch of wannabe 'big pipes' in LA label themselves 'bigpiperooter' on all sorts of computer chat pages and websites. this is highly insulting to stuck up princesses fishing for rich guys, and those dudes have then no chance, and don't 'root' anyone on the website, ever.

Summer said to Mindy," Don't communicate with that POOR disgusting guy because he is advertising his big dick, big pipe rooter". "and another thing my little kitten is not a pipe, he is
just a little man, and NOT RICH, so fuck-off big pipe rooter".

by JeffFro November 10, 2006

foaming pipe snake

A foaming pipe snake is the act of ejaculating into a woman's urethra rather than the cervix. It may cause a burning sensation and cause massive infection.

"Dude, I totally gave that broad a foaming pipe snake, it came out in her pee!"

by acetank May 11, 2010

Take the Gas Pipe

a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.

abbreviated TTGP.

Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.

by DJL0455 January 11, 2013

Stove pipe

A casual term used for people who frequent bars or drink alcohol regularly while watching sports, looking for companionship, or hanging out with friends.

They've gone to the bar five days in a row, MAN THAT'S ONE "STOVE PIPE"!!!

by caveman 3.0 October 25, 2010