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The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.
I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019
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Crunch Bar

That kid shaunaniqua is a major crunch bar
by Poptartnigga March 15, 2020
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Sausage Bar

The act of a man putting his penis into a sleeping girls mouth
Damn dude, I just ran a sausage bar on Suzie
by BlackSalami69XXX November 4, 2016
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IST bar

the most annoyin as hell virus/malware u can get on your computer
FUCK MAN, I GOT IST BAR AND IM AFRAID 2 GO 2 TONY THE TONESTER
i guess im fucked over, huh?
by nick December 13, 2004
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wanka-bar

A word that you use on various teachers when you have a friend that knows what you are going to say.
Teacher: "Stephanie stand out side!"

Stephanie: what a wanka-bar

Chelsea: bar {same time}
by burbell November 2, 2008
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olive bar

An olive bar is a peaceful area in which one's (or many) testicles are tossed in another's mouth and enjoyed thoroughly. An olive bar might be a bedroom, small dark closet, a humid car parked peacefully at night among the woods overlooking a waterfall.
First documented example was in Great Britain 1789:

Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"
by Richard Cumunherbach III May 24, 2019
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Butter Bar

The military rank of those who don’t get no respect
I heard that butter bars girlfriend wanted to know why they weren’t saluting him at the gate.
by Dependa May 28, 2020
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