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Wheels

A vehicle that has wheels.
Hey bro, you got wheels? I need a ride to the hood.
by Fart_A_La_Cart March 26, 2023
mugGet the Wheelsmug.

wheel monkey

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.
by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021
mugGet the wheel monkeymug.

Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
mugGet the Turd on wheelsmug.

going wheels

In the card game spades, to bid 10 books. “We’re going wheels” referencing the two zeros in the 100 points potentially gained by taking said books. “Spin ‘em” is an acceptable (albeit cocky) form of declaring a team’s intent to go wheels.
“We’re going wheels!”
“Spin ‘em”
Wheels.”
by EbonyClark June 11, 2023
mugGet the going wheelsmug.

Wheel

A wheel is a circular object which rolls. They are more abundant in the universe than doors
Wow there sure are a lot of wheels
by Billy Creager March 9, 2022
mugGet the Wheelmug.

Wheel of Fortune

Either:

1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023
mugGet the Wheel of Fortunemug.

Ryan Wheels

Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!
Wow! Look at the Ryan Wheels! Make sure don’t mess with him!!
by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019
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