Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

Fake care

When someone doesn’t really care about people and just fake care about people to make people believe they actually care about people but in reality they don’t care about people at all just faking it

She fake care about me by telling me I am beautiful but She didn’t actually mean it.

by Wise truth teller September 5, 2018

fake blowie

When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.

I can’t believe we did a fake blowie last night; your lips have chlamydia.

by SirDunnsalot July 1, 2021

Fake Summit

A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.

“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”

by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018

heard the fake

when someone tells you something that is false and you find out what they really up to

are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!

by brandy1328 February 18, 2018

Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.

Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.

by relief July 10, 2016