I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
Get the How in the fuck did I get home just now?mug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantlymug. People will laugh and have fun while u are on ur grind making money and when that shit prevails ur rich and they are broke after they had temporary fun . WHOS CRYIN NOW
by Silent“no mid songs accessible May 26, 2024
Get the Laugh now cry latermug. 
A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019
Get the Nowmug. by TessaWhiting December 6, 2021
Get the Now we are talkmug. 