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Misty moon

The act of one putting their bare ass inches from someone's face , farting and most importantly spraying a brown fecal mist.
Ex 1. Before I called her a cab this morning. I drank a big glass of expired milk , then gave that broad a misty moon.

Ex 2. I got that fool good. I misty mooned his ass when he was sleeping
by Cheesy placenta February 4, 2020
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Moon fish

Floating poo in the sea; Poo in the sea
Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.
by RogueN December 4, 2011
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Moon Circle

A moon circle is the end result of someone standing in the road and pissing while rotating. This creates a circle of piss that is reflected by the moon or the headlights of a car. Moon circles are usually best seen on an asphalted road. While mostly seen on rural roads they have also been sighted on urban roads as well.
Did you see that moon circle in the middle of the road last night?
by Jay Dubbee November 6, 2011
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Moon Bag

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.
Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!
by LowerCasel September 5, 2021
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Moon Meat

When you eat meat (Vegan meat) through out 8pm-3am
Jane: So Loona what did you eat for your midnight snack?

Loona: Oh I ate some Moon Meat

Jane: Oh......
by Racoon River June 18, 2021
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Moon Vibes

Someone with malicious intentions.
Bruh yesterday this little girl was teaching a new born baby how to get someone into a rear naked choke!! She gave me total Moon Vibes.
by Mrs. Moon March 28, 2022
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Moon Balloon

Sara took her mischief to a new level while on her period and moon ballooned the whole bar.
by Scrvydarg March 26, 2021
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