mexican neckbrace

When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”

“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”

“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”

by Ames_on_fire March 9, 2018

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Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched

Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.

by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022

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Mexican Fritz

Also known as a "Reverse Blumpkin". It's banging a girl in the ass while she simultaneously vomits tequila into a toilet after a hard night of partying.

Oh man, our last night in Cabo was CRAZY. Sarah got super drunk so the next morning I gave her a Mexican Fritz.

by TheRuins March 22, 2017

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Mexican Highway

1 straight couple + 1 gay friend + 1 unassociated gay man = A Mexican Highway

I heard you are hangin' out with your gf this weekend. Can I join y'all for a Mexican Highway? I'm sure I could find a 4th.

by aidgo6 February 11, 2021

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Mexican Sarlacc

A toothy blow job from an individual who's mouth is full of hot sauce.

Bruh, they still had hot sauce in their mouth from the tacos when they gave me head, it was like a mexican sarlacc- spicy and toothy.

by Hexx Starcraft February 20, 2022

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The extremely compelx act of gathering the ingredients of a taco, which includes: tortilla, beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, hot sauce, etc. and smushing them all together in one's right hand. When these ingredients are thoroughly mixed together, proceed to fist your woman in the vagina. After continuously fisting the female, the taco ingredients should all be placed inside her vagina. Finally, proceed to eat out the female's vagina which should taste like delicious fish tacos!

Alec: yo bro what you doin?
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.

by thekevinsmyrl June 11, 2011

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