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Plumber's Lunch

Whatever comes out of the drain.
"Eww what's that black sludge?" "That's just the plumber's lunch."
by buddyfriendguy October 27, 2023
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eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.
Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.
by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023
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lunch Runner

The Police got a call about a potential Lunch Runner in the classroom
by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023
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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023
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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =

no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in

usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"

another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023
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Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.
Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.
by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024
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PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.
Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!
by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024
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