Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021

Johnnie Guilbert Effect

Johnnie Guilbert turning all of YouTube emo.

Crazy, even Tara Jummy lived trough the Johnnie Guilbert Effect!

by cutie28 February 10, 2024

Johnnies

Street slang for precription drug gabbapentin. Huge in boston-worcester-fitchburg areas. Taken with alcohol or shotgunned redbulls to add a “heroin” like state.

Yo man im gunna park the car in harbour yard and we’ll go score some johnnies! (Say with boston accent)

by Kevi del sol December 27, 2023

Johnny Arpi

Johnny Arpi is a good friend who would help you when ever he can, and he's someone who doesn't expect someone to repay him after he helps them, Johnny is also the kind of friend who would get you a gift even though you didn't get him one, Johnny is the best friend you could ever have

Person 1: man Johnny Arpi is such a good friend

by The king of monkeys December 25, 2021

Johnny

Johnny; is a gorgeous,kind, perfect, and stunning individual that tends to not know it

I love Johnny.

by L.cat July 12, 2023

Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023